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or 19 Reasons to Cheat on Your Girlfriend


(Substitute ‘boyfriend’ with girlfriend/husband/wife/life partner as needed.)

If your boyfriend has ever been too tired, too drunk, too busy, or too anything to have sex with you, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend sits around the house all day playing video games, you should cheat on him.

If your boyfriend checks out another girl, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend is either a meat-crazed carnivore or a nitpicky vegan, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend doesn’t wanna go again and you do, just cheat on him.

If you met your boyfriend on Tinder, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend works long hours and barely has time for you, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend is poor, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend is one of those assholes with rich parents, definitely cheat on him.

If your boyfriend doesn’t like morning sex, that’s fine – cheat on him.

If your boyfriend is either a mama’s boy or doesn’t love his mom, cheat on that rat bastard.

If your boyfriend watches too much sports, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend still talks to his exes, cheat on him, that asshole deserves it.

If your boyfriend Likes that bitch’s photo, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend wears a beanie or a fedora, feel free to cheat on him.

If your boyfriend gains more than 5 pounds, cheat on him.

If your boyfriend has a (girl) best friend or coworker who is smoking hot, you may as well cheat on him cuz you know what’s up with that.

If your boyfriend won’t go out dancing with you, cheat on him with someone who will.

If you settled for a boyfriend who was just good enough, it’s okay to cheat on him.