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#7: The Pool Boy

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Previously – #6 The Butler

Just pooling around.

Sinful Sunday

stabbings, sex goddesses, and side guys: november- e[lust] 88


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Welcome to Elust 88

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #89 Start with the rules, come back December 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!  

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Heart stabbing
Redemption: The Sex Goddess Project

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

An Open Letter To That Cunnilingus Post
I Found Myself Over His Knee    

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Writing Sex Scenes With Less Cissexism, Pt 1 *You really should consider adding your popular posts here too* All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!  


22 of your favorite TV characters who definitely voted Trump


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Walter White would definitely vote for fellow empire-builder Trump.

You know Jesse Pinkman was hardcore Trump, bitch.

Saul Goodman probably voted Trump.

One sociopath to another, Dexter would be a killer Trump voter.

FBI agents & conspiracy theorists Mulder & Scully would have hated Hillary, voted Trump.

As a friend & supporter of the hacking community, I can see how Mr. Trump might have even appealed to Mr. Robot.

Barney Stinson would have been a legendary Trump supporter.

The entire Modern Family would be huge Trump cheerleaders (yes, even Gloria, statistically speaking).

All of the Sopranos would have taken great pleasure in voting for Trump.

Those adorable kids on Stranger Things? -All their fictional parents would have been fictional Trump voters.

The entire Lannister family INCLUDING Tyrion– definitely Trump voters.

Yer darn tootin’ sure all the characters in Fargo voted Trump.

Fellow millionaire Bruce Wayne would definitely vote for the President the US deserves: Donald Trump.

Frank Underwood would’ve voted Hillary.

As the mature & adult thing to do, Seinfield would definitely NOT have voted for Hillary.

Joey, Chandler, Ross, Rachel – all your favorite Friends characters would be big Trump supporters.

Ash & all of the Evil Dead definitely moonlighted as Trump supporters, baby.

No question, Rick Grimes would have voted Trump. For Carl.

Daryl & Carol would have definitely voted Trump. Glenn probably would have voted Hillary (had his head not been split open).

Don Draper would have voted Trump like there was no tomorrow.

Piper Chapman would probably be a Trump supporter.

Oliver Queen would totally have voted Trump. (Hillary failed his city.)

And you KNOW Archer Sterling was one shitsnacking proud idiot Trump voter.

sexylittlebloggers of 2016


sex blog superheroes 2016 kinkly sexylittleideas (sex blog aggregator, sex talk titan, and king of kink) released their list of staff/reader picks for the Top Sex Bloggers of 2016. SexyLittleIdeas made some appearances, and they gave me this cool badge:

Kinkly Top 100 Blogger Badge

We ranked:

#3 in Top New Sex Blogs of 2016
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#4 in Top Sex Blog for/by Men of 2016
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and #65 overall (out of 100)

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SexyLittleIdeas had previously had a falling out with former Kinkly contributor Bobbie Morgan from over our article on How to Fake an Orgasm. As an apparent fan of real orgasms, it seemed Morgan appreciated neither the tongue of the article nor the cheek it was in. We figured our standing with Kinkly had come to an unhappy ending, and had forgotten completely about their annual sex blog rankings. Fortunately, however, I was wrong.

Congratulations to Wetlandia and Tickle Trunk, sex toy reviewers who kicked my ass in the new sex blogger category.

Shoutout to Dr. Justin Lehmiller from Sex and Psychology who totally deserved 1st place in the manly sex blogger category. And further congrats to The Big Gay Review and Just Indecorous, two more sex toy reviewers, for also kicking my ass as men and sex bloggers.

I would also like to shout out to one of my favorite sex blogs,, who totally deserved 64th place.

And, again, if you would like to brush up on the finer points of How to Fake an Orgasm, please click the link.

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