Find a Woman

When the Mormons (Latter Day Saints) were under siege in Utah by the FBI for their polygamous practices, death threatened on every side and the sky pitch black, their prophets did a very smart thing. They took refuge in their holiest temple while a standoff was being maintained. And they connived. No one saw them for days. When they finally emerged, it was with a brand new revelation from their deceased spiritual leader. No one was surprised: polygamy was no longer part of his idea of the Mormon utopia. All practices were to be discontinued at once. This was written up in no uncertain terms in an abridged version of their statutes and adhered to strictly. The FBI grinned and left. The Church of the Latter Day Saints is currently skirmishing with the Jehovah’s Witnesses for first place as the largest new religious movement in the world.


There have been a few changes in my orgasm-related reasoning. They are listed briefly below. The mission is still the same: find a woman, give an orgasm.

I have discovered that our agents, no matter how numerous, cannot be everywhere at once. We must rely on more than physical means to accomplish our goals, that of giving women orgasms. Although we would like nothing more than to be right there, a large part of our efforts will have to be motivation-oriented. It is a beautiful thing when a woman is sexually inspired and confident. There is nothing more pleasing to a man’s eyes. It is all about WANT. If you WANT to, you will find your path, by any means possible. It is now our focus to inspire that WANT.

This we will attempt to do by any means possible – building confidence (there is something absolutely stunning about you, I know it, and I will find it); building fantasies (the most sexually stimulating thing is your mind: let it wander); building anticipation (looking forward is half the fun: anticipate enough and you will make a way for it to happen); building inspiration (the spark that lights the fuse). We believe that we live in a sexually twirling world. We breathe sexy air. We will look deep into your eyes and you will know what we are thinking. If your eyes are unavailable, we will find a way to reach you. Chatting sexy, posting sexy, even through our prayers (petitions of pleasure).

Arousal: the new mission.

Official and unofficial members your job from here out is to be as sexy as possible. Create confidence through compliments, build fantasies, use whatever means necessary. Inspire desire. That is your job. To inspire desire in a woman is a sacred thing. Be creative. Remember the mind is where it begins; you must arouse her mind.