fucking and food days sexylittleideas

Yes, they’re now a thing.

For men we have the world-famous March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day:
http://www.steakandbj.org/

And for women we have the less-famous but just-as-valid April 14th, Cake and Cunnilingus Day:
http://www.cakeandcunnilingus.com/

These are the modern, sexy replacements for the outdated, sappy Valentine’s Day. These days cater more specifically to each gender’s particular lusts and dislusts. Although it occurs to me that lesbian and gay couples might give each other the same presents on both the sappy and the sexy days…

Anyway, March and April 14th.

You have just under a year to prepare.