or Why I Don’t Like a Certain Spastic Pop Star

Katy Perry got famous singing about her lesbian experiences (1).

Britney Spears has both sung about her love for threesomes (2) and managed to get away with spelling out ‘f-u-c-k me’ in a song (3).

Nicki Minaj sings about eating her a$$ (4) and about putting her dick in peoples’ faces (5).

Lady Gaga sings repeatedly about her hate sex experiences (6) and her support of LGBT debauchery (7).

Shakira sings about her nasty sexual mauling habits while doing a mean pole dance (8).

Christina Aguilera is a well known dirrty girl (9) who is not shy about demanding that “voulez-vous coucher avec” elle (10), but who makes sure her lovers rub her the right way (11).

Ke$ha sings about crossdressing strip clubs (12), fucking DJs (13), taking dirty pictures (14), and having sex in the back of the club by the jukebox (15).

Avril Lavigne parades her promiscuity in front of her boyfriend (16) and even loves the occasional getting roofied in order to engage in a blurry haze of guilt-free sexual indulgence (17).

Rihanna sings about every kind of sexual deviance under the sun including sucking her cockiness, licking her persuasion (18), and sadomasochism (19).



Beyonce just whines about wanting to get married (20).


1. Katy Perry – I Kissed a Girl
2. Britney Spears – 3
3. Britney Spears – If You Seek Amy
4. Nicki Minaj – A$$
5. Nicki Minaj – Come on a Cone
6. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
7. Lady Gaga – Born This Way
8. Shakira – Rabiosa
9. Christina Aguilera – Dirrty
10. Christina Aguilera – Lady Marmalade
11. Christina Aguilera – Genie in a Bottle
12. Ke$ha – Take It Off
13. Ke$ha – Fuck Him He’s a DJ
14. Ke$ha – Dirty Picture
15. Ke$ha – Blah, Blah, Blah
16. Avril Lavigne – What the Hell
17. Avril Lavigne – Smile
18. Rihanna – Cockiness
19. Rihanna – S&M
20 Beyonce – Single Ladies