the 5 sexiest countries in the world
The 5 Sexiest Countries in the World
I’m not going to label these in order of importance because, my friends, when it comes to sex, there is no order of importance. BOOOMM!! No, but really, I think being sexy is great, period, and I don’t want to take away from that by trying to think up a way to peg a grade on a thesis that is so beautifully diverse and intrinsically subjective.
This list is made from a single, young, straight male’s point of view, so if your style, gender, or sexuality’s viewpoints seem to be overlooked, well, make your own list and post it in the comments!
Brazil – The Jungle of Passion
The sheer scantiness of the amount of clothing worn in this country is enough to earn it a place on this list. Added to that the sensuous allure of the tanned and writhing arches tucked into that clothing and you have a heady combination.
Brazil is a sex positive culture that doesn’t seem to have been marred by misguided religion, conservative culture, or tragic sexually-oppressing regimes. Is it odd that it seems that the higher the percentage of attractive people in a country, the more open minded that country is? That should probably be its own separate post if not in-depth anthropological study.
Brazil gets extra marks for its general lack of inhibitions and for inventing the thong.
France – The French (Enough Said)
Although some may consider this country more romantic than sexy, to me, sex is an integral and inseparable part of romance. In other words, even if pairing up and melting into each other is not for me at this time in my life, the more romance is going on, the more sex is happening. Respect.
French culture has always been seen, at least by other cultures, as being sexy, and French stereotypes always seem to get the sexy or slutty (read: sexy) parts in movies. Me, I think there is probably something to all that stereo-hype, and France always makes me think of sex (even if it comes with sunsets, long walks, breath taking [taking of breath], and wine).
France gets extra marks for having a sexy language and for the one of my favorite kisses that bears its name.
USA – The Melting Pot
Even if the USA may not immediately spring to mind when sex and countries are thought of together, any deeper consideration will reveal its true hues. Sex happens in the USA. Lots of it. And between more people, types of people, categories, races, genders, and variety than many, many other countries. It is also publicized, promoted, glamorized, sought, and even indirectly sold or used to sell rampantly.
The USA is one of the most cutting-edge sexual Meccas (possibly a poor choice of words) on the planet today.
We get extra marks for pedaling the sex-positive aspects of our culture to the rest of the world tirelessly. It’s hard to deny that the USA plays a big part in making sex cool.
Greece – The Original Sin
If the USA made sex cool, Greece practically invented it (in its modern incarnation anyway). Greeks have such a history of sex-positivity that it’s pretty much old-fashioned to them. Public affection and even dirty Grecian talk is run-of-the-mill in its streets, temples, and Parthenons. Greece makes many of the other countries on this list look uptight about sex.
All the sexiness you see in Spartacus, Rome, and other Roman-themed TV shows? -It came from the Grecian culture that seeped into originally barbaric and prudish Roman households. Yes, without the double-edged sword of their forward-thinking and open-minded neighbor’s debauchery, the Roman Empire might still be in power. Thank you, Greece.
Greece gets extra marks for being amused by other countries’ attempts to be open-minded about sex. It’s like our smug smiles at Egypt or Syria’s attempts at democracy.
Holland – Anything Goes
In this sexy country, not only is just about everything sexy legal, it is also not even frowned upon. Holland is internationally known for being sexy, and it is this country’s sexiness that gives it an enormous percentage (if not ALL) of its tourism income.
Holland gets extra marks for standing out in an already sexually-liberal Europe.
Bonus List: Top 5 Kinky Pervert Countries
Thailand – Kinky Sex Capital of the World
Japan – Tentacle Porn and Used Panties Vending Machines
Germany – Flagellation and Golden Showers
USA – Being One of the Most Sexually Cutting-Edge Places in the World Also Means a Kink Factor That Shoots through the Roof
Holland, Again – Red Light and Legal Prostitution District of Europe